Happy Birthday Bonehead, I made a post for you..here ya go!

  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

  • Looking fifty is great!!...(wait for it, wait for it).... if you’re sixty!!.

  • Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened chuck!

  • it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years

  • The first year and a half of your life were the best!.....you couldn't talk

  • You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar…….. Yung No Mo

  • I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me take the badger out of the mailbox.

  • Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

  • Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

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