It Really Sucks Being Corona Beer Right Now
I say no to Corona Extra without a lime. 38% of Americans, however, are saying no to Corona altogether.
That's right. In an age of instantly accessible information, there are people who can't distinguish the coronavirus from Corona beer. Honestly, when I said people would stop drinking Corona during this epidemic, I was joking. I was being outrageous, or so I thought. Next thing I know, people will be saying the earth is flat and I should open my eyes!
It's been so bad for Corona, their parent company saw an 8% tumble in their stock value. Yikes!
Meanwhile, Modelo and Pacifico are rubbing their hands together.
I'd say the worst thing Corona could do to you would be a hangover, but some people go way too hard on Friday nights.