Hermiston Police Warn Crooks: You’re Not Harry Potter

I am not sure who needs to hear this but if you need to get arrested in Oregon, try as hard as you can to get arrested in Hermiston.

I've been following lieutenant Studebaker on Facebook from the Hermiston police department for quite some time now. He seems like an affable guy.  Firm, I'm sure, but there's no way you can dislike him.

If you've been following us for any length of time, you know that these posts cover lots of local events, activities, and many police reports. When bad guys, I mean alleged bad guys are caught on security camera videos allegedly shoplifting or robbing...I mean allegedly robbing local stores, we always share the pictures and like to spread the word so you can help us get the alleged scum-sucker behind bars. I hate the use of the word alleged because we all know they're guilty lol. Oop's, I better keep it legal and say 'allegedly guilty'.