Dead Body Found Floating Near Blue Bridge This Morning

So there you are, a happy Kennewick Parks and Rec worker, loving your beautiful Friday morning down by the river, and then HOLYMOTHEROFGOD you spot a dead body floating in the river!

Accident? Murder? Suicide? Nobody knows just yet as this is still under investigation. KEPR-TV reports that authorities have said the body is that of a male, approx. 20-30 years of age.