Things Dad will never say ...


  • "I'm lost, time to pull over and ask for directions."
  • "Why did you stop whining?"
  • "Mom and I are going away for the weekend, you should throw a party?"
  • "You don't need to get a part time job, I have plenty of money for you to spend"
  • "Don't you think that skirt is a little long?"
  • "When is my turn to wash the dishes? It feels like forever"
  • "If your friends are doing it, sure you can too."
  • "Curfew, what curfew?"
  • "Would you like control of the remote?"
  • "Let's see what's on the Lifetime Channel"
  • "Do these shoes go with this outfit?"
  • "Who keeps turning off all the lights in the house?"

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