Dad Will Never Say…

Things Dad will never say ...

• "I'm lost, time to pull over and ask for directions."
• "Why did you stop whining?"
• "Mom and I are going away for the weekend, you should throw a party?"
• "You don't need to get a part time job, I have plenty of money for you to spend"
• "Don't you think that skirt is a little long?"
• "When is my turn to wash the dishes? It feels like forever"
• "If your friends are doing it, sure you can too."
• "Curfew, what curfew?"
• "Would you like control of the remote?"
• "Let's see what's on the Lifetime Channel"
• "Do these shoes go with this outfit?"
• "Who keeps turning off all the lights in the house?"