5 Tips that every dude should know...seriously PAY ATTENTION!!







Tip #1:

If you eat at the mall food court? …Head directly to the Yankee Candle store, nothing better than cinnamon & pinecone musk to disguise the odor of chili cheese dog! (it is a natural bodily function ya know!)

Tip #2:

If your clueless what to get that special friend…go with a wine rack!.... chances are they are drinking A LOT!!! …or Beef Jerky!!....mmmmmm jerky

Tip #3:

Don’t stop at those “international house of CRAP” kiosks in the center of the mall.  You know, the ones were they try to suck you into their evil web of unnecessary conversation! Its 10 minutes of your life you will never get back!!

Tip #4

Don’t go to Victoria Secret and say to the staff, “You look just like my wife, can you put this on so I can see what it will look like on her?”  After about 45 minutes and 8 wardrobe changes, they start to get suspicious.

Tip #5

Don’t try to hit on the perfume lady at the swanky perfume counter!!...She’s probably dating a guy named SERGE who happens to be an underwear model …. Not that I would know, Jus sayin