Can You Help These Poor Girls? Rescue Dummies Need Names!

The Coeur d'Alene Fire Department needs your help, and it's a simple and fun task! They just received two new water rescue training dummies but there's a problem. They don't have names!

I contacted the Coeur d'Alene fire department and told them how clever our listeners are and that you could probably help! Check out their Facebook post below and look at some of the comments that have already been left. I have to admit, there are some pretty funny ones here. Can you top them?

The picture on the left is a child-sized dummy and the picture on the right is an adult-sized dummy. Now it's up to you! What would you name these ladies whose only job in life is to be rescued by the fire department, apparently mostly in water.