Need a good laugh?

**Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
(No, they eat the fingers separately!)

**What did the werewolf eat after he got his teeth cleaned?
(The Dentist!)

**Why should witches never fly mad?
(Because they fly off the handle!)

**Why don't mummys take vacations?
(They're afraid they'll relax...AND UNWIND!)

**Why do vampires need mouthwash?
(They have bat breath!)

**A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme two beers and mop!"

**What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)

**What happens when a ghost drinks all night?
(He gets sheet-faced!)

**What do giant sea monsters eat for lunch?
(Fish and ships!)

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