Kennewick Police would like to speak to this woman after she has had time to recover from her tryst with an adult toy she allegedly took from Castle Megastore in Kennewick. It is not known how she concealed the product as she walked out of the store without paying. Allegedly.

Coincidentally and with no connection to this story, here's one of my favorite songs. While the 'no connection' statement may not be true, I did interview this comedic singer in the 90's and she is hilarious. Not sure why I thought of this now. Not PC, not sorry.

Or sorry, not sorry or whatever. :-)

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