Santa Claus

Santa's Beard Ruins Entrance
In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.
Chuck’s Letter to Santa
I was gone one day, and when I return I see my morning show partner has put a post on the station website that wanted Santa to give a filter. What am I? Dirty water and air duct? Greg, Greg, Greg, you are a sad little man. In response, here is my little to Santa.