Spring Is Here. Time For Greg’s World Famous Pickup Lines

DISCLAIMER: With great pickup line power comes great pickup line responsibility.

"Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out."

"Is your name google? Because you're the answer to everything I'm looking for."

"Please help the homeless...take me home with you."

"Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knees falling for you." Awwww

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again.."

"Guess What? I make more money than you can spend."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get."

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

" Are we related? Wanna be?"

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself." (This one ALWAYS works)

Thank you, Thank you very much. I'll be here every thursday night, don't forget to tip your waitress, and the special tonight is meatloaf.