Hey lady, Fred Meyer is not a free-for-all, ya know. You see, how it works is, grocery stores spend money on products and produce, then make them available to you for purchase. The grocery store then takes the profits to pay employees and purchase more merchandise. But if you're gonna just walk out with your treasures and pay nothing, somebody gets jacked over. Then when you're sitting in jail, you're gonna feel totally jacked over when you're the one who actually did the jacking that jacked you over. Savvy?

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