If Woody doesn't like my sticky mouse traps and plans to set them free I'll try a different tact.

I'll just ask politely! That should work, right?

That's what the Horse Whisperer does, after all.

But I'll also establish boundaries, that's what Cesar Millan does.

You'll notice from my note that I've outlined clear consequences for their bad behavior.

I think PETA should give us an award for this.