Today, three stories that should make you realize you are not the ugly rock in a diamond pile. That is unless you have done one or more of these things. Remember, the gump file is for your entertainment only, there is no wagering. Starting at the first of the year, Greg and I will each read a gump, and you will be able to vote on your favorite for the day. Read on, and enjoy.

Give these a listen, and give us a comment please.