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Toilet Seats Could Lead To Divorce

the root of all evilDid you know, on average, couples will have 312 arguments a year over petty issues. The most common…

Leaving the toilet seat up. I’m no Dr. Phil but shouldn’t this argument go both ways? I don’t know how many times I’ve stumbled into the bathroom at night, and have to take the extra 2.5 seconds and put the lid up. Ladies, work with us on this one. Can’t we all just get along? Other factors that  may cause fits of anger: not replacing the toilet paper. I must say, it is a well known fact that women use way more toilet paper than men, so ladies I think you should plan ahead, just say’n. This next one is a sticky wicket. Surfing the TV channels. Any man with a remote control and fresh batteries should be able to watch no less than three football games, a NASCAR race, a fishing show, a World War II documentary and an episode of Cheers simultaneously. Is this practice annoying? Yes. Ladies, you must understand, we are not in a soap opera, or home improvement mode, we  are in “I need to get as much information as possible before you kick us off the couch mode”. Also, when we meet our buddies for a cold one, we need a wide variety of topics to keep the conversation going, and talking about poor Emma from the daytime soap ‘The Cold and  the Bountyful’, is really not a hot topic with the dudes. Even with the fact when poor Emma awakes from her coma she will find out she is adopted. Give us this one, huh. Also making the list, turning off lights, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, missing the clothes hamper by 2 or 3 feet and taking too long to get ready. The survey went on to say that men would end the relationship sooner than women over these seemingly small but annoying matters. If you just can’t take it anymore men, sit on the throne with the seat up while turning the channel on the TV at a high rate of speed, then, leaving your dirty dishes and a pair of socks on the bathroom floor, announce proudly that you’re pretty sure you won’t be ready in time to go to her parents for dinner, then burp. That ought to do it, single guy. I’m kidding, we all have quirks, love will overcome all issues and annoying habits. If not, move it along cowboy.

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