Do you know all the good Halloween jokes?  Well, to get to the good, ya gotta sift through the bad! Who knows...you might need one of these punch lines to win Terror Behind The Screen tickets!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!

Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.

Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy Bones!

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
Plumpkin!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Why are graveyards noisy?
(Because of all the coffin!)

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
(Straw-berries!)

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
(Because he was out standing in his field!)

What do witches put on their bagels?
(Scream cheese!)

Why are vampires tough to get along with?
(Because they can be a pain in the neck!)

Do you know how to make a witch itch?
(You take away the w!)

Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a blood bank!)

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