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Thick Thighs, Great Buys and Crack Highs: Gump File[AUDIO]
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Run Forest, Run And Pinball Pontiac: Gump File [AUDIO]
When you rob an old lady of her purse, make sure her family isn't a yell for help away. Also, if you're driving around town and you run into a car or two, stop before you hit the church. Just sayin'. Enjoy!
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‘Hey, Seriously Man, Am I Stupid’?:Gump File[Audio]
Today, is that my resume or a twenty dollar bill? Do the knives and pill bottles make my butt look bigger? The cops don't have to chase me, I'll come too you
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Hips, Dips And Wheelchair Assault: Gump File
A women goes back to court when she brags about her moves on the dance floor. A teen tries to get help from the cops, but ends up with a short ride to a cell. An elderly man rams into a women on a bike, and tries to get away
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Shred Day This Saturday April 16th!
April 11, 2011
Our good friends at Tri-Cities CrimeStoppers and CI Shred have teamed up for Identity Theft Awareness Day!
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Tattoo You and Flaming Hearing Aide: Gump File
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‘Making Money Is My Thang’, and Kilo the Drug Dog: Gump File
Gump File: Wednesday, April 6th
If you t-shirt has your picture on it, don't leave it at the crime scene, and Kilo the police dog will find you.
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Gump File, Friday March 18th
Kidnapper beatdown, and frying pan facelift
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Gump File, March 15th [AUDIO]
Stay in school, eat your vegetables and don't do drugs or you could end up like these two idiots. After the jump, listen to today's Gump File.
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Driving While Intalksicated
Driving while talking on your cellphone should have the same punishment as a DUI, if you fail the field variaty test, it's off too Prison, Jail, The Cooler, The Poky, The Big house, Sing Sing, The Rock, The Pit, The Hole, The Slammer, The Concrete Cubical.