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Greg's World Famous Pickup Lines That Didn't Work – I Wonder Why?

Greg DeLange — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:13:34 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Also, you might get slapped if you use these. Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven? Because your forehead looks kind of flat. Was your father a thief? Because you look like you come from [...]

{BOING,BOING,BOING} Time For Greg's World Famous Springtime Pick-Up Lines

Greg DeLange — Thu, 02 May 2013 14:18:38 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.” “Drink till I’m cute, once I’m sexy, you are cut off.” (For the not so best looking guys in the world.) “I [...]

Greg's World-Famous Break-up Lines (If Greg's Pick-up Lines Work Too Well)

Greg DeLange — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:39:44 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With great break-up line power, comes great break-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Broken hearts can SUCK! “It’s not you . . . It’s me.” “I’m moving . . . so we should break up.” “This was incredible . . . but I’m not ready for a relationship yet.” “I’m not attracted [...]

Greg's World Famous Pickup Lines for Easter

Greg DeLange — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:26:22 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Wanna Multiply? You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last. My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky! There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin! [...]

Greg's Best Pickup Lines for Valentine's Day

Greg DeLange — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:57:29 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution… because chicks dig ‘em! I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for valentines day but if you want something sweet… Wanna go halves on a bastard child [...]

Comicon Brings Out the Sexy Nerd in Greg

Greg DeLange — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:39:16 +0000

Comic-Con International: San Diego returns to the San Diego Convention Center Thursday, July 18 through Sunday, July 20. 2013 marks the 44th year for the show, making it the country’s longest continuously-run comics and popular art convention.Think about it, Thousands of nerdy guys and a handful of hot space babes! I just may have a shot. Why? because I have awesome Nerdy Pick Up Lines!

Greg's Horrible New Year's Pick-Up Lines (You've Been Warned)

Greg DeLange — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 15:09:06 +0000

DISCLAIMER: “With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” use these with caution… because chicks dig ‘em! So, do you have a New Year’s resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. Can I be your first mistake of the New Year? Are you drunk yet? If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a [...]

Greg's (Terrible) Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines

Greg DeLange — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:32:54 +0000

With Thanksgiving right around the corner it’s time to practice! Remember, with great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility (so use sparingly). Sorry Babe…. it must be the triptophane… “Hey babe, wanna get a look at MY ‘meat thermometer?’” “I know a way to make you really want to say ‘THANK YOU!’” “So [...]

Greg's Failed Pick-up Lines [warning]

Greg DeLange — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 14:49:43 +0000

Ah Yes.. Monday night football means a new place to try out my famous pick-up lines. so far it’s not working out so well. huh weird? DISCLAIMER: “With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” use these with caution..chicks dig em! Are we related? Do you want to be? Do you know [...]

Pirate Pick-up Lines [warning]

Greg DeLange — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:19:12 +0000

Its international Talk like A pirate day! and with that said here is a compilation of pirate pick-up lines thanks to pirate treasure now “With Great pirate power, comes great Pirate responsibility” use these awesome pickup lines sparingly… jus sayin Prepare to be boarded! Swab My Deck, Wench. I’ll swab your poop deck. Honk if [...]

Greg's Pickup lines For Boat Races

Greg DeLange — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 15:46:47 +0000

Disclaimer: I Greg DeLange take no responsibility for any awkwardness that may ensue from the use of these lines. remember with great pick up line power ,comes great responsibility Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie! Do you have any sunscreen? ’Cause you are burning me up! You’re so beautiful that you [...]

My New Pick-up Lines [WARNING]

Greg DeLange — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:54:05 +0000

I asked my Facebook Peeps to give me some new cheesy pick-up lines for 4th of JULY. Here is what they said..

More of Greg's Pick-up Lines

Greg DeLange — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:01:58 +0000

Singled Out is Thursday night 9pm @ Jack Diddleys. you may want to memorize some of my Favorite pick up lines…Remember to use them responsibly! You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts [...]

Greg's favorite pick-up lines

Greg DeLange — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:49:32 +0000

Singled out (a singles mingle) will be on Thursday night, March 29th at Jack Diddley's. I thought it might be the right time to unleash my secret pick-up lines! oh ya, prepare to be amazed! There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. [...]

Single Men Take Notes!

Greg DeLange — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:26:48 +0000

pay attention, more tips for singles