Goats

Effective immediately, the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Agriculture and Plant Health Inspection Service is implementing updated import and health certification requirements for live sheep and goats imported from Canada for restricted feeding for slaughter.

A man walking a goat outside of Old Navy is new to us. Like, all caps NEW.

Taylor Swift has one. Miley Cyrus has one. And now, Ladies & Gents....

Word to the wise, if you're going to steal your neighbors goat and dress up in women'sclothes, don't do it while you're stealing the goat. When this old man says freeze, you had better turn into a Popsicle. Bride fights with bridesmaid. Bridesmaid leaves, drunk bride hops in car to give chase, what could possibly go wrong here? Enjoy

I think we need to be more responsible for our own actions, If you get drunk at a strip club and run up a tab, suck it up buttercup. Pay the bill Perry Mason. Running from the cops is never a good idea, and running to the cops sure saves them some time and effort. Finally, counting goats, nuff said. Enjoy!