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	<title>102.7 KORD: Continuous Country Favorites &#187; Florida</title>
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	<description>All your favorite and best country music</description>
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		<title>Extreme Zombie Behavior In Florida</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/extreme-zombie-behavior-in-florida/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 12:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The movies have been warning us about this sort of thing for years]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The movies have been warning us about this sort of thing for years</p>
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		<title>Gump File Jan.10</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/gump-file-jan-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Names]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Listen and answer the trivia question, you could win a $25 coffee card fron Cool Beans Coffee House]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Listen and answer the trivia question, you could win a $25 coffee card fron Cool Beans Coffee House</p>
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		<title>GumpfileGumpfileGumpfile</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Co]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fire engine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nederland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frozen dead guys to gas attack, we have alittle of everything today]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frozen dead guys to gas attack, we have alittle of everything today</p>
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		<title>Today&#039;s Gump File</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/wack-jobs-at-the-walmart-and-phone-photos-and-sexual-abuse-its-a-thin-line-bub-gump-file/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Camera Phones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[walmart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wack jobs at the Walmart plus phone photos and sexual abuse.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wack jobs at the Walmart plus phone photos and sexual abuse.</p>
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		<title>Fact Or Crap?</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/fact-or-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://1027kord.com/fact-or-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg DeLange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals/Pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erumour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fact or crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen the picture of the 15ft diamondback rattle snake caught in florida? &#8230;.oh yaaaa, we have the scoop!! from snopes.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-18490" href="http://1027kord.com/fact-or-crap/easterndiamondback1-2/"></a><em>Have you seen the picture of the 15ft diamondback rattle snake caught in florida? ....oh yaaaa, we have the scoop!! from <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/15ftrattler.asp#photo">snopes.com</a></em></p>
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		<title>&#039;I Love You So Much Baby, I&#039;m Gunna Strangle The Crap Out Of Ya&#039;: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/i-love-you-so-much-baby-im-gunna-strangle-the-crap-out-of-ya-gump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bagdad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Balloons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday beings more stupid people we need to tell you about. So listen to the loving story of two people in love, and two men who want to fly their lawn chairs over Bagdad, seriously. Enjoy the stories, and tell all your friends.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thursday beings more stupid people we need to tell you about. So listen to the loving story of two people in love, and two men who want to fly their lawn chairs over Bagdad, seriously. Enjoy the stories, and tell all your friends.</p>
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		<title>Nudist Colony Has Halloween Costume Party, Wait&#8230;.What?</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/nudist-colony-has-halloween-costume-party-wait-what/</link>
		<comments>http://1027kord.com/nudist-colony-has-halloween-costume-party-wait-what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ore.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Portland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy dog chow, Batman. Just when you think you&#8217;ve seen it all, along comes a Wednesday gump file. Like the stars in the sky, stupid people never end, which is good for us. Today 3 little gems that include nakedness, Wrassilin&#8217; and a guy who tries to defy gravity. Enjoy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1027kord.com/files/2011/11/wresler.jpg"></a>Holy dog chow, Batman. Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes a Wednesday gump file. Like the stars in the sky, stupid people never end, which is good for us. Today 3 little gems that include nakedness, Wrassilin' and a guy who tries to defy gravity. Enjoy</p>
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		<title>Knee Licker, and Being Drunk Is No Excuse: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/knee-licker-and-being-drunk-is-no-excuse-gump-fileaudio/</link>
		<comments>http://1027kord.com/knee-licker-and-being-drunk-is-no-excuse-gump-fileaudio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drunk Driver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Knee licker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Halfway thru the week and there is no end to the gumpness, YEA! Here are a few more stories from the files of stupid people. Gump file happens Monday thru Friday at 6:10 with the KORD Waking crew. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Halfway thru the week and there is no end to the gumpness, YEA! Here are a few more stories from the files of stupid people. Gump file happens Monday thru Friday at 6:10 with the KORD Waking crew. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>The Speedo Stops Here, The Neighbor From The Really Hot Place, And Gee,PS:Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/the-speedo-stops-here-the-neighbor-from-the-really-hot-place-and-geepsgump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 22:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Speedo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello neighbors, it&#8217;s time for another exciting  journey into the dim witted, throw backs we call the Gumpers. Enjoy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello neighbors, it's time for another exciting  journey into the dim witted, throw backs we call the Gumpers. Enjoy</p>
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		<title>Scooter Love, No Surprise, Another Story From Florida, and Barbie Gone: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/scooter-love-no-surprise-another-story-from-florida-and-barbie-gone-gump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 22:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Police Chase]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hope everyone had a great week end, I sure did. The best part about Monday is there is two days of gump stories to choose from. Here are a couple of my favorites. Enjoy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope everyone had a great week end, I sure did. The best part about Monday is there is two days of gump stories to choose from. Here are a couple of my favorites. Enjoy</p>
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		<title>Booty Ninjas, CIA Ageny Gone Bad, and Buzz On: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/booty-ninjas-cia-ageny-gone-bad-and-buzz-on-gump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CIA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laptop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ninjas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you done something stupid recently? Don&#8217;t worry, listen to todays gump and you will surely feel better about yourself. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you done something stupid recently? Don't worry, listen to todays gump and you will surely feel better about yourself. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Forklift You And Other Fun Stories On A Friday: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/forklift-you-and-other-fun-stories-on-a-friday-gump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Forklift]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s finally Friday, so I&#8217;m going to send you off into the week end with a bang. Enjoy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's finally Friday, so I'm going to send you off into the week end with a bang. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>a Kidney A Day Will Get You An Apple, Steak Out, and Bike Bandit: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/a-kidney-a-day-will-get-you-an-apple-steak-out-and-bike-bandit-gump-fileaudio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 22:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gump File]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kidney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steak]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The things we do when we think no one is looking. Stealing a TV at four in the morning is one thing, using your bike to get it home is a whole nother plate of fish. Enjoy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The things we do when we think no one is looking. Stealing a TV at four in the morning is one thing, using your bike to get it home is a whole nother plate of fish. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Top Three Cities Overdue For Disaster</title>
		<link>http://1027kord.com/top-three-cities-overdue-for-diaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[california]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hurricane expert, Dr.Rich Knabb, says there are three major cities that are overdue for a major hurricane. Don&#8217;t worry, the Tri-Cities didn&#8217;t make the list, but I am convinced we will get a Tornado very soon. Read on, the list may surprise you. Tornadoes have captured much of the nation&#8217;s attention this year, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A hurricane expert, Dr.Rich Knabb, says there are three major cities that are overdue for a major hurricane. Don't worry, the Tri-Cities didn't make the list, but I am convinced we will get a Tornado very soon. Read on, the list may surprise you.</p>
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		<title>Thick Thighs, Great Buys and Crack Highs: Gump File[AUDIO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 00:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Gump is a nice collection of various acts of stupidity. Please don&#8217;t try any of these stunts at home. Enjoy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1027kord.com/files/2011/05/walmart.jpg"></a>Today's Gump is a nice collection of various acts of stupidity. Please don't try any of these stunts at home. Enjoy</p>
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		<title>Roses Are Red&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 19:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Hall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Florida was buying his wife roses for their wedding anniversary and pricked his finger on one of the thorns. CALL MY LAWYER!!! You won&#8217;t believe how far this has gone. The simple fact he was buying flowers at a supermarket tells me he was in a bind from the get go. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man in Florida was buying his wife roses for their wedding anniversary and pricked his finger on one of the thorns. CALL MY LAWYER!!! You won't believe how far this has gone. The simple fact he was buying flowers at a supermarket tells me he was in a bind from the get go. If this guy is having all the health issues he says he's having from a poke in the finger, I would suggest keeping allot more roses on hand, and a funeral home on speed dial. Good luck Bubble Boy. Read on.</p>
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