Date a Pacific Northwest Prisoner Via
Having a hard time meeting that special someone? Try looking at your local penitentiary via!
Dating an inmate seems unconventional but I imagine that it has its perks. If you struggle with commitment, but are looking for someone loyal, why NOT date someone at arm's length?!
Why Christmas Trees Are Like Dating
The differences between a Christmas Tree and a date.

 A Christmas tree is ready when you go to pick it up.
A Christmas tree won't retaliate if you dump it after a month.
You don't need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree.
A Christmas tree doesn't mind you looking under it
Greg’s Failed Pick-up Lines [warning]
Ah Yes.. Monday night football means a new place to try out my famous pick-up lines. so far it's not working out so well.  huh weird?
DISCLAIMER:  "With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility" use these with caution..chicks dig em!
Pirate Pick-up Lines [warning]
Its international Talk like A pirate day! and with that said here is a compilation of pirate pick-up lines thanks to  pirate treasure now
"With Great pirate power, comes great Pirate responsibility"
use these awesome pickup lines sparingly...  jus sayin

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