Sneaking Booze Into A Sporting Event Is Now A Wizz

What to do, what to do? You have enough money to get into the football game, and not much left for your favorite over 21 beverage. You don't want to get caught with a bottle stashed on your body some where, or those fake binoculars that just doesn't hold enough booze. Introducing the "Freedom Flask" You wear it like underwear filled with your favorite beverage, and you will never guess where the spout is located. Women may have trouble using this product for obvious reasons, but it's not entirely out of the question. We can't find a cure for the common cold, stop crabgrass, or find a President who has our best interest in mind, but we can now get alcohol into a stadium undetected. Some one give me a a "Hell Yah" Here's the deal, like the guy who invented the pet rock, he will be a millionaire just for comming up with a way to be sneaky. Hey, see you at the big game, I'll be the guy walking kinda funny.