An Englishman named Jonathan McGowan has actually lived on a diet of road kill for the last 30 years.

Quote from the story: “His owl curries are often popular, as are his rat stir fries.”

McGowan isn’t some reclusive hermit though, he’s an environmentalist who argues that eating road kill meat means that it doesn’t go to waste and that most of it is actually healthier than anything you’d buy in a store.

$20 says this man is single! Hey baby, want some raccoon tots?