One reason I'm posting this is because my wife collected Precious Moments for years.  Need proof?  OK:

Photo Steve Woods

And that's just 1/2 of the curio cabinet.  But I get it.  They're so cute, she just can't stand it so she buys them.  Cost is not a factor!  It's the cute factor!

So, Niner fans...remember when we were all friends in the off season?  Here's my peace offering to you as we approach your kicking of the a** moment...a Precious Moment:  Get some!