New HAPIfork ($99) Tracks Mouthfulls to Slow Your Snout Down!
Everyone’s talking about a new product called the HAPIfork that supposedly tracks how fast you’re eating and how many bites you’re taking to aid digestion and hopefully help you lose weight. If you eat too fast it will light up and buzz. When you’re done with your meal you plug it into your computer to download your data. It retails for $99 –
Sadly, they’ll probably sell a bunch of these little gimmicks. What’s next…the chair that shocks your butt when you’ve sat too long? The auto-lock refrigerator that won’t let you open the door too many times? How about a special feeling that something is stupid…oh yeah, that’s called common sense!