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I asked my Facebook Peeps to give me some new cheesy pick-up lines for 4th of JULY. Here is what they said..

 

 
 
You must be a parking ticket.... Cuz you got FINE written all over your body
 
 
 
"you should come with a warning sign with all those curves and me with no brakes"
 
 
 
‎"wanna go halves on an orgasm?"
 
 
 
want to go check the new tires on my truck? then I can give you a ride in the parking lot.
 
 
 
I don't have much, but it will fill a stroller!
 
 
 
I might not be Barney Rubble but I can make your bed rock!
 
 
 
Will you be my date at my wedding?
 
 
 
there's something wrong with my phone... cuz your number isn't in it!