My New Pick-up Lines [WARNING]
I asked my Facebook Peeps to give me some new cheesy pick-up lines for 4th of JULY. Here is what they said..
You must be a parking ticket.... Cuz you got FINE written all over your body
"you should come with a warning sign with all those curves and me with no brakes"
"wanna go halves on an orgasm?"
want to go check the new tires on my truck? then I can give you a ride in the parking lot.
I don't have much, but it will fill a stroller!
I might not be Barney Rubble but I can make your bed rock!
Will you be my date at my wedding?
there's something wrong with my phone... cuz your number isn't in it!