Making the World’s Most Delicious Sandwich is Easy!

There's a new sandwich recipe floating around online that looks like it MIGHT be the world's most delicious sandwich . . . and requires almost NO EFFORT to make.
Take two pieces of bread. On one piece, spread three horizontal rows: Jelly, honey, and marshmallow fluff. On the other piece, spread three vertical columns: Crunchy peanut butter, Nutella chocolate spread, and CREAMY peanut butter.
By doing one piece with rows and one with columns, you're guaranteed to try every ingredient with every other ingredient.  I'm pretty sure this is lunch for a non-diet day!