Kennewick Woman Learns Stupid Won’t Get You a Break
Remember the Kennewick woman arrested for prostitution in Moses Lake?
She apparently tried to stay out of jail by telling cops she was pregnant and addicted to heroine.
Not sure why she’s so concerned about her prenatal health NOW and not minutes earlier, or why she thinks heroine addiction will keep her out of jail!
That’s the thing about dumb criminals — not all the brain synapses are firing properly!
The good news is she’ll get plenty of proper medical car in jail — for herself and her baby.