I’m Moving to Sweden And Getting Addicted To Something.
A man living in Sweden is getting disability checks from the Government, because he is addicted to heavy metal music….wait, what?
Roger Tullgrin has convinced the Swedish government that he is truly addicted to Metallica and heavy metal. He has been fired from numerous jobs because he attended 300 concerts last year, and was un-able to attend work on occasion. Listen up Obama, I am addicted to sitting in my man room, and watching TV, If you don’t believe me ask my wife, I’ve been doing it for 5 years now and I would like a little compensation for my pain and suffering. In fact, my wife is addicted to watching reality TV shows, and my step daughter is addicted to living at home for free, but manages to go out 3 to 4 times a week with friends. I need help. Roger says he needs the disability checks because he’s out of money, in fact the government is subsidizing his iTunes subscription. It took this guy 10 years and 3 Psychiatrists, who all agreed he had handicap, to become a head-banging addict. All this is going to do is open up a big ole can of worms here in the U.S. for all of the lazy dreggs out there who would rather lay around and complain, rather than going out and getting a job. If you could convince the government that you were addicted to somrthing, what would it be?