I can just hear it like an episode of COPS, "I didn't mean it, baby, I love you...I would never hurt you...blah blah blah."  Hope Solo reportedly married her boyfriend, former Seattle Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens, just hours after he was arrested for allegedly assaulting her. Officers broke up a fight at a party early Monday and found Solo with blood on her elbow and Stevens with blood on his shirt. It's not clear if Solo was involved in the incident, but police say there were signs of a fight in the house. They were arguing about were they would live after they were married. Yeah, that's worthy of a punch. Jackass Jerramy got arrested but a judge found no probable cause or some garbage like that. Then they got hitched so Hope can one day post: "The Stupidest Thing I Did In November of 2012!"

His guilt in this episode is not clear. But any man who raises his hand to a woman is a coward and a bully and deserves to be alone.