Hey, Toby Keith! I’ve Got Your Next Song Idea: Snake Venom Beer (67 Percent Alcohol)
I fear we won’t see Toby Keith for a while after he learns of Scotland’s new contribution to the world of beer: Snake Venom made of 67.5 percent alcohol — that’s more than vodka, whiskey or tequila!
The beer is made by Brewmeister. It breaks the world record, also set by Brewmeister, for Armageddon (that was a paltry 65 percent alcohol).
Snake Venom is 10x stronger than regular beer. It’s 135 proof!
Importing a bottle from Scotland isn’t going to be cheap, but Toby Keith’s got the money.
To thank me for the tip, just bring your next tour through Tri-Cities Toby!