You can have your modern technology, tweets, e-mail, Mostly you can have your apps. When I need something to tell me when I can go to the bathroom during a movie, we as a  society are doomed.

It's no wonder the U.S. has a high rate of obesity, and is lacking in education compared to other countries, and it's not rocket science. Most people won't do things like eat right, read, get a good education unless they're told to0. Then when they are over weight and can't get a job because they can't read or do basic math, they want to sue a fast food restaurant and the school district because no one told them eating 37 cheese burgers, with fries, and a diet root beer combined with sitting in front of the TV and smoking 2 packs a day for 3 years would put them in this position. No one told me, so it must be some one else's fault, right?  Here is a perfect example of a new generation of lazy headed our way, they now have an app called, wait for it.......The Run-Pee App. The app links to local movie times and reviews, and tells you when you can run and pee so you won't miss a crucial part of the movie. Have no fear, while you're doing your business the app includes details to read on what you've missed. Thank God, because that's 3 minutes of your life you won't get back. I guess I just don't get it, I have a natural app, I've had it for years, it's called a bladder. I can't stop technology, nor do I wish too, but when I need an app so I know when the best time it is for me to pee, get in the car Mary Jo, I'm giving you a ride home. The next time you are at large function, or even just having lunch or dinner at a local diner, look around and see how many people are texting or tweeting. Even when we try and spend time together,we're worlds apart.

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