Greg’s World-Famous Break-up Lines (If Greg’s Pick-up Lines Work Too Well)

DISCLAIMER:  “With great break-up line power, comes great break-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Broken hearts can SUCK!

"It's not you . . . It's me."
"I'm moving . . . so we should break up."
"This was incredible . . . but I'm not ready for a relationship yet."
"I'm not attracted to you anymore."
"I need my own space."
"I can't see you anymore, because I think your sister is hotter."
"I can't do this anymore."

"you smell like cheese"

"That irritating noise you make gives me a migraine...we need to break up...what noise?..its called talking"

"Hey, ya know that guy you were making out with at the park..well........"