Greg’s (Terrible) Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines
With Thanksgiving right around the corner it's time to practice! Remember, with great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility (so use sparingly).
Sorry Babe.... it must be the triptophane...
"Hey babe, wanna get a look at MY 'meat thermometer?'"
"I know a way to make you really want to say 'THANK YOU!'"
"So THAT'S why we came to the New World..."
"You jiggle like cranberry baby "
"Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?"
"Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?"
"PLEEEAAASSSEEE! I'm honestly gonna die Thursday!"
"What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I'd love to pass the peace pipe with you!"
"I'm the opposite of a turkey... I cook for four and a half hours AFTER my timer pops!"
"No need to get up for seconds! I'm more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!"
"There's only one cavity that I wanna stuff... if you know what I'm saying!"
"Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I'll promise to let you win!"
"Say my left leg is Thanksgiving and my right is Christmas. What would be the chances you can come visit between the holidays?"