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Greg’s Horrible New Year’s Pick-Up Lines (You’ve Been Warned)

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DISCLAIMER:  “With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” use these with caution… because chicks dig ‘em!

So, do you have a New Year’s resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.

Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?

Are you drunk yet?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Let’s go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Who’s your friend?

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

Here’s $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? …cuz your face looks jacked up.

Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. [Why?] Because I am totally checking you out!

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.

Hi, I have big feet.

We’re like Little Ceasar’s: Hot and Ready.

Bond….James Bond

 

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