Greg’s Horrible New Year’s Pick-Up Lines (You’ve Been Warned)
DISCLAIMER: "With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility" use these with caution... because chicks dig 'em!
So, do you have a New Year's resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?
Are you drunk yet?
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Who's your friend?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Here's $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ...cuz your face looks jacked up.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. [Why?] Because I am totally checking you out!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Hi, I have big feet.
We're like Little Ceasar's: Hot and Ready.