Greg’s favorite pick-up lines
March 15, 2012 7:49 AM 
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
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