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Greg’s favorite pick-up lines

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Singled out (a singles mingle) will be on Thursday night, March 29th at Jack Diddley's. I thought it might be the right time to unleash my secret pick-up lines! oh ya, prepare to be amazed!


 
 

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

 

 
 

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

 

 
 

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

 

 
 

If you were a booger I’d pick you first

 

 
 

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

 
 

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

 
 

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

 

 
 

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

 

 
 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

 
 

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

 

 
 

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

 
 

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

 

 
 

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

 

 
 

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

 

 
 

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

 
 

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

 

 
 

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

 

 
 

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

 

 
 

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

 

 
 

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

 

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