Greg’s favorite pick-up lines

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.