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Funny Senior Texting

Since all of the kids have their own little texting codes, like BFF , LOL and WTH. Here are some codes for us older folks.


ATD – At the doctors

 

 

 

BFF – Best friends funeral

 

 

 

BTW – Bring the wheelchair

 

 

 

BYOT- Bring your own teeth

 

 

 

CBM- covered by medicare

 

 

 

CUATSC – see you at the senior center

 

 

 

FWIW – forgot where I was

 

 

 

FYI- found your insulin

 

 

 

GGPBL – gotta go,pacemaker battery low

 

 

 

GHA – got heartburn again

 

 

 

HGBM – Had good bowel movement

 

 

 

LMDO – laughing my dentures out

 

 

 

LOL – living on lipitor

 

 

 

ROFLCGU – rolling on floor laughing..cant get up

 

 

 

GGLKI – gotta go , laxative kicking in

 

 

 

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