People used to blame everything on global warming. Then we switched to
blaming everything on the economy. Then it was Facebook's turn. And now it's our PHONES!

Apparently, there's been an increase recently in HEAD LICE among teenagers. And lice
experts say it's because of . . . SELFIES!!!!
Teens are sticking their heads together every day to take cell phone pics.
So tell your kid not to rub heads with other kids, even for photos? Even better, lecture them on how the PURE definition of a "selfie" is just ONE person!