Exploding Toilets Prompt Recall of 2.3 million Johns!

So far, 304 toilets have exploded, and if the water closet you prefer to sit on was made between 1997 and 2008, it could only be a matter of time!

According to Wise Brother Media, the manufacturers American Standard, Crane, Kohler, Eljer, Mansfield, St. Thomas and Gerber are recalling 2.3 million toilets. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission says the explosions can cause "impact or laceration injuries"! A flaw in the flushing system makes them randomly explode. If you think you  have one of these toilets, authorities recommend you shut off your water and order a repair kit by calling 1-800-303-5123.