Chuck Comes Clean ta Bizarre Editing

If you're hankerin' for seamless sentence structure and proper punctuation, my blog posts are not going to be good readin' fer you. I admit it! I'm comin' clean! I'm no Einstein, I'm Chuck Lee and proud of it! Many co-workers have been giving me trouble about my posts. They say I need me some good editing. But you know what I say to such criticism?! Your comments on my poor grammar are as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. (I don't care!) Maybe if i was a journalist I would use fancy things like paragraphs and question marks. But I'm a DJ, and this ain't my first rodeo. I write how I talk and I don't talk in paragraphs! Think about it?! Some words don't look the way they sound. So I have now included alternative spellings for all you Yokel Local's who are tired of spell check infringing on your right to spell how you want.

• Different - Differnt
• For - Fer
• Get going -Skidaddle
• Tire - Tar
• Fixing a Flat - Retire
• Rattle Snake - Buzz Tail
• Egg - Cackle Berry
• Mouth - Tator Trap
• Pretty - Swanky
• Ignorant- Ignert
• Slip me a Miki - Have the Intern do that