Christian Bale Offered $50 Million to Be Batman Again? I’ll Do It for Free!
I’d be an awesome Batman. Check out my resume below.
- I wake up between 3 and 4 a.m. so I’m practically nocturnal.
- I love cool gadgets
- I look great in black
- I love to wear hats
- I also have trouble with women
- I work with a sidekick every day
- I DEFINITELY have the physique
- I hate clowns and penguins.
- I have an excellent track record for taking care of expensive work vehicles
- I use to climb the radio tower to change the light bulb so heights are no problem
- I’m already a celebrity