I'd be an awesome Batman. Check out my resume below.

  • I wake up between 3 and 4 a.m. so I'm practically nocturnal.
  • I love cool gadgets
  • I look great in black
  • I love to wear hats
  • I also have trouble with women
  • I work with a sidekick every day
  • I DEFINITELY have the physique
  • I hate clowns and penguins.
  • I have an excellent track record for taking care of expensive work vehicles
  • I use to climb the radio tower to change the light bulb so heights are no problem
  • I'm already a celebrity
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