[
Gump File
Gump File
[
Fainting Hypnotist, Meet my Barber, Mike Tyson and Drunk As A Skunk: Gump File[AUDIO]
[
Forklift You And Other Fun Stories On A Friday: Gump File[AUDIO]
It's finally Friday, so I'm going to send you off into the week end with a bang. Enjoy!
[
a Kidney A Day Will Get You An Apple, Steak Out, and Bike Bandit: Gump File[AUDIO]
The things we do when we think no one is looking. Stealing a TV at four in the morning is one thing, using your bike to get it home is a whole nother plate of fish. Enjoy!
[
Details Were Sketchy, But here’s What We Have So Far: Gump File[AUDIO]
It's always nice if we can throw in a local gump, thank you Hermiston. Then you add a redneck dragging a propane tank, and mushroom eating campers, and that's a full plate of stupid. Enjoy!
[
Your Daily Dose Of Idiots: Gump File [AUDIO]
Gimme back my choppers Doc, how did you find me so fast, and hey honey, I think the washing machine is bleeding. If this makes no sense to you, just listen and you'll really be confused. Enjoy.
[
Thick Thighs, Great Buys and Crack Highs: Gump File[AUDIO]
[
Run Forest, Run And Pinball Pontiac: Gump File [AUDIO]
When you rob an old lady of her purse, make sure her family isn't a yell for help away. Also, if you're driving around town and you run into a car or two, stop before you hit the church. Just sayin'. Enjoy!
[
Oprah Oops, Funny Headlines and Drunk Birds:Gump File[Audio]
It is true life is short, but don't spend all of your time being stupid, cus it could be shorter. Gump, enjoy!
[
Mr.Stoner, Grease Is The Word, and Number 2 Teacher Goes Number 1 In Waste Basket: Gump File[Audio]
Kids, stay in school and get a good education, if anything it will teach you right from wrong. Here is your Gump, enjoy!
[
Cupcakes, Cologne and Pickled Sausages. You Can’t Make This Stuff Up:Gump File[Audio]
In today's Gump File, bring out your dead or trim the lawn? Butt Dialing the cops will land your a** in jail, and I may be crazy as a loon, but I sure smell good. Enjoy
[
