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Gump File With Goats
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Counting Goats, Run To Me, and a $18,930 Strip Club Bill: Gump File[Audio]

I think we need to be more responsible for our own actions, If you get drunk at a strip club and run up a tab, suck it up buttercup. Pay the bill Perry Mason. Running from the cops is never a good idea, and running to the cops sure saves them some time and effort. Finally, counting goats, nuff said. Enjoy!

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Gump File Wednesday April 27th
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Thrones Gone Bad, Gee Wizz, and Shoes Make The Man: Gump File

You would think I would run out of stories by now, but the truth is I have more stories than I could ever use. If you have a local Gump, send it too me at,, or just leave them at this site under comments. Enjoy!

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Gump File, Tuesday April 26th

Fake Fuzz, and Seizure or not,”You Pay Bill Now”: Gump File

In todays Gump, There is no such thing as a free lunch, and if you borrow your brothers car, well, you'll see.

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Chicken chompers
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Chewed Out, Meth Moment and Gas Attack: Gump File [AUDIO]

Gump File: Monday April 25th
I have some reel beauties for you amazing dose of stupidity.

Gump File, Thursday April 21st

Escort Scam, Kung Fu You, and All My New Clothes Are Orange: Gump File

The world is a funny place if you know where to look. Sadly, crooks, robbers, and just plain old dumb people supply us with smiles.

Gump File, Wednesday, April 20th

Bird Brain,And Blind Man Arrested…For Driving:Gump File

It's my duty to bring you the stupid and funny stories from around the world, because it makes us all feel a little better about ourselves

Is that a beer in your shirt, or are you just happy to see me?
Beer means bathroom

18 Pack Heist And Wrong Door Clyde:Gump File

Not many women can pull of a beer heist like this, and she didn't, plus looking for a bathroom at the police station while your drunk is not a good idea...

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monday april 18th:ump File

Hips, Dips And Wheelchair Assault: Gump File

A women goes back to court when she brags about her moves on the dance floor. A teen tries to get help from the cops, but ends up with a short ride to a cell...

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Gump File, Thursday April 7th

Tattoo You and Flaming Hearing Aide: Gump File

Gump File: April 7th
You know you're blasted when you can't hear the cop because you're too busy lighting up your hearing aide, and never bring a geetar to a glass table fight...

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Making money is my thang, t-shirt
(Photo from Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Dept.)

‘Making Money Is My Thang’, and Kilo the Drug Dog: Gump File

Gump File: Wednesday,  April 6th
If you t-shirt has your picture on it, don't leave it at the crime scene, and Kilo the police dog will find you...

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My Church Is For All Makes And Models

April Fools Ticket Truancy and SNL Church: Gump File

Gump File: Tuesday, April 5th
April Fool's prank gone wrong and a pastor that runs the Saturday Night Live Church who says 'Welcome to my church, even you scumbags'...

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Hamburger Assault

Gump File,Friday April 1st

Police measure Ketchup smear to catch culprit at McDonalds. Mayor McCheese said to be very pleased

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