Brigham Young University physicists decided to study urinal "splash back" to determine the best way to pee in order to minimize mess and germs. This is good solid advice to promote hygiene and marital bliss. Only, something went wrong during the study because they concluded women are right. Here are their conclusions:

  • Men should pee sitting down (Nooo!)
  • Direct the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a downward angle (check!)
  • Avoid peeing directly at a surface or directly into the pool of water (duh!)
  • A dirty toilet may create less splash than a clean one, since some detergents reduce surface tension. (One for men!)