Breaking Mermaid News!
This just in!
According to the national Oceanic Atmospheric Administration, MERMAIDS DO NOT EXIST. quote, "no evidence of aquatic humanoids has never been found"
My mermaid thoughts:
well that's a shame,,, I can't stop thinking about that Daryl Hannah's shell bra thingy
I thought for sure my ex girlfriend was a fish!
Pisces are people too!
At least we know Triton won't be your baby daddy!
"Superfriends" has a new opening...Aquaman is OUT!
OK , OK admit it...Ariel is hot!
sooooo when I go to the beach and cover my body with sand, waiting for a mermaid to notice me was a total waste of time?