I'm bald and always wear a hat, but not lately. They got dirty while I was building our haunted houses (across from the Pasco post office on Court Street and in downtown Yakima). People keep telling me bald is sexy, but it's not. I've had women flirt with me, then lift up the hat, sigh and walk away -- NO JOKE! Those experiences make me really proud of THIS GUY who pranks shallow women. Watch the jaw-dropping video: