I'm really fond of G2 Gel pens. I have hundreds, that's not an exaggeration. I have a skateboard I hardly use, but I'll tell you I skate to sound interesting. Truth is, I skated up until two years ago. My love of sports is fickle, but my hatred of the New York Yankees is undying. I'm a Disney Movie Club subscriber because Disney bought Marvel and Lucasfilm. If I like an album, I've already purchased a vinyl copy. I love Kanye West's music more than I love most human children. I own his entire discography. My favorite color is orange, like my soul.
Visiting Seaside Was Magical!
I finally went on vacation! My wife and I celebrated our 2nd anniversary by going down to the Oregon Coast.
WHOOPS, Felon Busted for Gun & Heroin!
If you're already a convicted felon, it's an UNBELIEVABLY bad idea to be packing. Because if you are, Kennewick Police WILL MAKE YOU PAY.
‘Cut Throat’ Wanted for Punching His Girlfriend!
Honestly, what do you expect from a guy with "CUT THROAT" tatted on his neck?
OMG! Pasco Man Steals Backhoe!
You can't say that the life of a Pasco cop isn't fascinating. I've been on a ride-along and you wouldn't believe the day-to-day things they deal with. The craziest of the crazy stories make their Facebook. That means a lot of other crazy stuff doesn't!
Man Dies Swimming to Boat on Columbia River
A man has died while trying to swim to his boat which had floated away from Indian Island. He had been hunting with his partner when they realized the boat had floated away.
Umatilla Man Hit by Car, Flown to Kadlec
Pedestrians: don't jay-walk! Drivers: watch out for jay-walkers!
SWAT Called After Man Tries to Set Neighbor’s Door on Fire
Kennewick's K-9 officer had a busy day. Before hunting down a truck thief, Axel assisted SWAT!
Truck Thief Resists Taser, Burglarizes Home & Changes Clothes!
Kennewick Police had an interesting afternoon to say the least.
Got a Black Cat? Read This Before Halloween!
If you have a black cat, you should consider leaving them in the house this Friday the 13th and Halloween.
Pasco PD Now Selling Pink Pins, Too!
Follow Pasco Police on Facebook to see where they're having sales!
Find This Felon for KPD!
This guy's got a long distinguished list of felonies and other charges. Kennewick Police would love to have a talk with him.
Hanford Grad Now a Sea Gal Rookie Cheerleader!
Next time your kid invites you to attend the homecoming pep rally, you should check it out! You never know which dancers/cheerleaders may go pro!