I'm really fond of G2 Gel pens. I have hundreds, that's not an exaggeration. I have a skateboard I hardly use, but I'll tell you I skate to sound interesting. Truth is, I skated up until two years ago. My love of sports is fickle, but my hatred of the New York Yankees is undying. I'm a Disney Movie Club subscriber because Disney bought Marvel and Lucasfilm. If I like an album, I've already purchased a vinyl copy. I love Kanye West's music more than I love most human children. I own his entire discography. My favorite color is orange, like my soul.