You can buy Elvis Presley's gun.

Courtesy of Moments in Time

Only $95,000.

Moments in time will sell you the King's .38 caliber Smith & Wesson revolver with Elvis' logo carved on the handle. It's a lightning bolt with the letters "TCB" ...which stands for TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS, of course.

Courtesy of Moments in Time

Love me tender, don't be cruel, else you'll be dancing with the whole cell block to the jailhouse rock.

Ah, thank you, thank you very much.