When Big Bear asked the Great Bill Cosby to invite listeners to "keep the KORD plugged in," he intentionally said, "Keep the CORN plugged in." And for good reason! Plugging corn in makes a lot more sense than a cord (or KORD). Here's the proof:

I've got a hundred of these -- doesn't everybody?

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And consider what time of year it is:

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And there are more than one type of corn:

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And there are more than one type of plug:

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And don't forget corn lamps/light bulbs:

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